I had one of those New York moments last night. We were on our way home at around midnight on the last F train of the night (its one of those lovely closed for construction weekends). The train was crowded with tired people, many of whom had fallen asleep with their heads tilted in every which way. One very Wall Street looking dude was contorted and laying face down on the seat with his face in the magazine he was now reading by osmosis apparently. Typical NYC Subway experience. There really wasn’t much to do but stare at the ads. NYC subway ads tend to fall into 2 categories. There’s the big brand campaigns, often for liquor companies, with their close ups of cold sweaty bottles or with the unbelievably hot multi-culti girls that magically appear and hug a massive cold sweaty bottle. Then there’s the low brow “designed-on-Typestyler-by-my-nephew-who’s-a-freshman-in-high-school-but-is-on-his-way-to-art-school” ads for such interesting services as pimple treatments Dr. Zizmor is classic), bunion surgery, or accident law. These tend to be much more entertaining to look at due to their sheer ridiculousness and their extremely difficult to achieve levels of atrociousness. Well, last night I found a hybrid.

Image by Larry Splorch
I looked up at this ad and immediately thought, man, here’s another uber-cheesy one. Let’s see what it’s all about. And then I realized, Kanye West was the star of the ad. Huh??. The ad features the magical transformation of some unfortunate loser dude into the coolness of Kanye. A phone number, 1-877-BeKANYE is prominently displayed, dropped out of an emergency red stripe in extra-bold type. A small detail box of the fizzy little tablets with KW engraved in them give the ad the required scientific action shot. Kanye’s silly smile, holding a condom-wrapper-like package, nails the satisfied customer testimonial portrait. This is brilliant stuff! Best of all, there’s just one litle clue on the whole ad that indicates who it’s for. The first item in a list of features squeezed into a corner of the ad reads: “For a few hours or a lifetime, now anytime can be Kanye time in an absolut world.” And there it is. Absolut is missing its “e”. It’s a liquor ad! Sweet. The perfect hybrid. The ad is further paid off on the campaign’s mini-site with a hilarious video of pseudo Kanyes at a club.